literally another aussie in london

sexual in your end o

I grew up watching Benny Hill and Are you being served.

So i knew the English were perverted.

And they are.

However they like to hide their perversions in double entendre and brief witty remarks.

I am not like that at all.

I call an ass an anus.

And already i am starting to get looks from my dinner companions of shock horror.

Usually they have led me into the sex talk, not that I have to be led far, and then i jump in head first, and the shocked looks come.

Those I can handle, as I have had those at home.

But the English follow up serious pauses, the pauses that make you replay your previous sentence looking for the moment you lost them.

Sex is such a comic device in conversations here, but name it just once and you are treated like a one man invading horde.

Somehow in London I am looked at as far more of a pervert just because i say that which you cannot say.

I now understand why England seems to have more sex scandals than anywhere else in the world.

If you can’t talk about it, you might as well do it.

So i will try to blunt my sharp edges, and will go looking for a nazi sex romp to join.

See how i used the word romp, not orgy, I am practically English already.

August 4, 2008 - Posted by Jrod | living in london | sex