The accent game
Being from Melbourne understanding accents is part of day to day life.
I can tell what a Vietnamese shop keeper is saying.
My Indian taxi driver is easy to understand.
The African bus driver is a doddle.
So I thought in London the last thing I would have trouble with would be accents.
Wrong.
Eastern European accents are my kryptonite.
I have no idea what they are saying.
In a restaurant the other day I asked for what drinks were available.
I understood one out of a list of 8.
7up.
I don’t even like 7up, but she had been through the list twice already, and I thought a third time might be pushing the friendship.
I will learn the Eastern European accent.
It is imperative over here, well imperative if you want to the waiter to get your order right.
And I do, I really do.


you wait until Sunday when you get hit by a full blown cockney!
I understand eastern europeans, but none of them understand me!
They seem to understand me, for the most part.