literally another aussie in london

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I come from a country that likes to punt.

I come from a city that has a public holiday for its biggest horse race.

I come from a family where everyone gambles.

So I know gambling.

But over here, they have this sick form of gambling advertised all over the TV.

Bingo.

The have whole networks of online Bingo.

Who they hell is going to play online Bingo.

What sort of person do you need to be to do online Bingo.

How many times can I finish e sentence with the word Bingo.

I thought Bingo was a game old people played in old peoples homes as they waited to die from old people diseases.

It’s surely not a real form of gambling.

It doesn’t need chat rooms and social networking does it, I mean it’s bingo, it’s about as boring as one thing can be.

And what is this online phenomenon doing to the church halls of England.

Over the years they have probably been propped up by this bring as fuck game, and now they have to just going back to fleecing people at the collection plate.

It’s a sick culture where people stay on their computer all day and play Bingo.

They should use their computers for what it was designed for.

Porn.

I only mentioned the word bingo 7 times.

October 3, 2008 Posted by Jrod | living in london | ads, bingo | 2 Comments