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Literally an aussie in Cornwall: mens breakfast

I saw this sign in deepest darkest Cornwall.

I have come up with a few possible explanations of a Mens Breakfast.

Something involving, cigars, whiskey, bacon, eggs, and breasts.

Being that it is in a church, it could be lubed up naked altar boys servicing men in the morning, with a full English breakfast.

A bunch of boring Christians eating cereal and talking about how hard it is to be a Christian in this day and age.

A beans breakfast where farting and beer are not only allowed, but are encouraged.

A bunch of old widowers talking about their best sex they have ever had while eating a BBQ breakfast and watching hardcore porn.

Or all of the above.

And for the anal people out there, it could be a place people who eat toast and talk about how much they hate possessive apostrophes.

November 3, 2008 Posted by | cornwall | , | 3 Comments

   

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