literally another aussie in london

Bagging London, Australia and Myself

memo to self, stop pissing on black cats underneath that ladder

It has not been my best week.

London may have turned on me.

Got burglarised.

Got plagiarised.

And got toiletfoneised.

Would be fair to say have had a better time.

Ofcourse the plagiarism could have happened to me anywhere, but the phone in the toilet and the burglary were all London.

The intruder has been well documented.

The Plagiarist is some guy who was trying to pass of my words as his own.

To others the intruder in the house would be harder to get past.

Not to me.

That I got past about 2 hours later.

But the plagiarism really got to me.

I couldn’t sleep when it first happened.

It feels like someone came into my head and stole my stories.

And this guy did so just to impress a bunch of avatars on a faceless corporations website.

I don’t understand it, and it really bothers me.

For me this is way more personal than a house, this is my head, and for someone with very few possessions, who is a writer by trade, all I have is words.

And they is mine.

I mean the dude is using pieces I have written about Sehwagology and Bryce McGain, that’s below the belt.

But the one that really got me was the one he used on Gilchrist.

That was a very personal one, it was one I wrote about how I changed my life.

And this little useless fucktard (©Suave) of a mother fucking cunt tries to pass off my story as his own.

My life, my experience, my mantra, my heart ache, my blood, my semen, as his.

That is probably the most important thing I have ever written, it changed me, and he walks in and takes it.

Who the fuck does he think he is.

Steal my car (if I had one), steal my laptop, steal my wallet, but keep your hands off my words.

But leave my words alone.

December 2, 2008 - Posted by | living in london |

10 Comments »

  1. Oh Jrod..

    reread your original Gilly post, look at where you are, who you’re with and how you got there, and remember that life is good.

    Comment by Anonymous | December 2, 2008 | Reply

  2. What a wanker!

    He knows he can’t write. You can.
    It’s a perverse form of flattery. But I don’t blame you for wanting to punch him in face.

    Can you set it up so that everytime he posts you get a message? Then you can spam his comments…

    Comment by sas | December 2, 2008 | Reply

  3. I know life is good, i just dont someone else pretending to have gone through what i have, but cheers.

    Sas, Not sure, but yahoo copyright people just got back to me, so that is something.

    Comment by Jrod | December 2, 2008 | Reply

  4. What the hell is toiletfoneised? Is that when someone snaps a quick MMS under the door while you’re on the bog?

    Comment by Moses @ Beer and Sport | December 2, 2008 | Reply

  5. Dropped my phone in the toilet.

    Comment by Jrod | December 3, 2008 | Reply

  6. and for this you blame London?

    Comment by Moses @ Beer and Sport | December 3, 2008 | Reply

  7. did you drop it “before”, “during” or “flushing”

    did you get it back?

    Comment by Moses @ Beer and Sport | December 3, 2008 | Reply

  8. Suave is at it as well?

    Guy you used to blog with back in the day, or am I thinking of someone else?

    Your words are certainly in high demand.

    Comment by mr popodopolous | December 4, 2008 | Reply

  9. You don’t have to worry about that Jrod. The more the plagiarists, the more popular you become!

    Comment by 12th Man | December 4, 2008 | Reply

  10. Moses, i wasn’t even in there to use the toilet, just left my phone on top.

    Got it back, but it does now have a weird surreal screen thing happening.

    MP, no i (c) the word fucktard has he invented it.

    12th, agreed.

    Comment by Jrod | December 9, 2008 | Reply


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