from kylie to kerry
I was watching some cricket the other day, and this ad came on, in which so called celebritites sing about food.
Platters i think.
The ad certainly worked, because it made me want to attack the celebrities with cutting tools.
And then there is this weird blond guy in it.
I had that moment, is it, no, surely not, but it really looks like…
Then he started singing.
Fuck me if it wasn’t Jason Donavan.
Selling Christmas platters for some mob.
And singing about them, just like Jesus would.
Jason is one of the weirdest stars i can think of, in that he was squeky clean, then known primarily as a drug addict, then a reality star in the UK, whilst being a drama start in straya, and now selling frozen goods to women via the TV.
That’s a pretty weird career.
How do you apply for that.
Start off shagging Kylie, and up singing with Kerry Katona, who according to her reality show is a self proclaimed lazy cow, and according to her acting in the Iceland ads is a jrod proclaimed annoying piece of glass in your ear.
That is what happens when you spend most of your life sniffing up white powder, you have to take what you can get.
By far the best cameo by a B grade Australian celebrity on a UK ad i’ve seen though.


not to mention the host of Buzz Trivia on Playstation 3
not to mention the host of Buzz Trivia on Playstation 3
I saw that ad last night! I couldn’t work out what bothered me more out of:
a) wondering how many drugs they had to give Kerry Katona to look that alert;
b) realising obviously Lulu really will do ANYTHING for money;
c) I never thought I would see Jason Donovan in something he is too good for, but I was wrong; and
d) Iceland sullies the good reputation of its namesake country. Seriously if you’ve ever been into an Iceland you know the food would not resemble anything shown on that ad.
Lauren, before the ad had never heard of Iceland, and see no reason to find them now.