TK Maxx
I am not a big fan of shopping, i like my second hand stores, clothes or vinyl, but anything else is a chore.
Usually if i need something I use the internet, easy, clean, and it comes to me.
But I needed new shoes, and buying shoes on the internet always worries me, because i have an odd little toe, “the raptor claw” (named after the little toe of the raptor in Jurassic park), and without trying shoes on the claw can get damaged.

Sexy isn’t it.
As you can see here, the toe always gets a little inflamed, even by shoes I have had for years, so it is important to try them on first.
I was told the best place to get shoes was TK Maxx, so i popped in to have a look.
This TK Maxx place has everything, it is like a huge bargain basement bin, where all the unfashionable major label clothing can be found.
Being that I know nothing about fashion, and care even less about what is in right now, this is the store for me.
I now have a pair of shoes that are part loafers, part runners. Genius.
I found the perfect pair of jeans (sorry Iain).
Two pairs of shorts, a new back pack, 6 pairs of socks, and a pair of sun glasses.
All for under 100 quid.
They are all big brands: umbro, bench, volcom, sketchers, etc.
Why doesn’t everyone buy from them?
It’s cheap, doesn’t make you look like a wiggle, and seems to be put together well.
Although I am glad they don’t, as that will leave more cheap crap for me.


I can’t believe you lured me here with promises of wise words about TK Maxx and then delivered that image directly to my eyes.
Oh god, that foot. I know this is no consolation to those who have chanced upon the picture, but it really isn’t quite so horrific in real life.
Separately: TK Maxx rules. The best place to buy really good Egyptian cotton sheets so cheaply that they’re basically free. I also once found a Philippe Starck Oregon Scientific clock there for £30.
Mate, I’m pretty fucken sure that’s a parasitic twin.
ewee, I think it’s called brachymetatarsia. and yes, TJ Maxx is a hidden treasure but us cheapies
But JB, don’t you think it would be more popular if it was called ‘the raptor claw’.
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