One more killer squirrel
It has been a long time since I have written about the killer squirrels.
Ofcourse I have seen them around alot.
That’s right squirrels, I fucken see you, in the trees with your red ragey eyes looking at me, I just choose to ignore you.
A few days back I couldn’t help but notice the little violent fucker, as I walked too close to a tree, and one dropped out right in front of me.
We both froze.
We both knew the score, I am the natural enemy of the squirrel.
There i stood with a cricket ball in my hand, and there he stood with the look of a million serial killers in his eyes.
Violence was bound to ensue.
Out of nowhere a football hit the fence, in broke our stand off, and he did the bolt.
This was not a victory to me, it was more like how king kong “won” his fight against Godzilla.
One thing is for sure, the feud between me and the squirrels is far from over.
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I recommend that you never go to Brompton Cemetery, unless you want to test your mettle against very powerful opposition.
The squirrels in there are TERRIFYING: massively obese and incredibly aggressive.
Here‘s a picture I took of one of the nicer ones. i.e. Unlike others it did not stand in the middle of the path and try to stop you passing but merely lay waiting to launch itself as you walked passed.
*Damn*
I meant to say “walked past” or “passed”. I over thought it.
You’re not the only one to over think Squirrels on this site.
Lisa – not only is that squirrel waiting to kill it’s also in disguise. It is an amazing squirrel that you can only spot if you look closely – brilliant picture.
At least it doesn’t look the most athletic… It seems to have already eaten its fill of humans.
That was one of the slimmer ones..
Scary place