literally another aussie in london

aussies in London

I still need aussies for my charity cricket game.

And now I am contacting everyone website, forum, discussion group I can find.

It seems that the credit crunch is not the only crisis London has, they also have no aussies in London.

Somehow they all left, or are rugby fans, or don’t want to play cricket.

Heathens.

But while I have been trolling the dark underbelly of the internet that is aussies in London I have found something cool.

I, your humble blogger, am on the front page of google when you type in “aussies in London”.

It is too early to tell how many thousands of people type this in a day, but that is certainly something.

There is a chance that future generations of aussies looking to make their way in the UK will look for information on London and come here.

So with that in mind here is a little information package on living in London:

Stay away from the Squirrels. They are murderous fuckers.

Stay away from the women. They will want your positive piss taking outlook.

Stay away from the Tube in summer. Hot as a nun’s nasty.

Buy one pair waterproof boots.

But two coats, one for rain, one for cold.

Done.

And if anyone of you know of any aussies in London who might want to play a game of cricket next monday PLEASE refer them back to me.

June 22, 2009 - Posted by Jrod | living in london | aus