literally another aussie in london

cocaine and god

You know what sort area you live in by the posters on the walls in public buildings.

I live in an area where the group Cocaine Anonymous puts posters up everywhere.

Their catch phrase is enough for you to stay on cocaine, “We’re here and we’re free”.

They cure you with hope, faith, and courage.

Not necessarily in that order.

I assume that through the power of JESUS you can be saved from being a coke sniffing asshole and turned into a boring Christian asshole.

If they are the only two options you might as well off yourself now.

I took one of their cards, because I do shit like that, and on the back it says, “For Freedom from cocaine and all other mind-altering substances”.

That made me think of what sort of mind-altering substances you need freedom from.

Reality TV?

The News?

A dominatrix?

Or the church?

Has any substance ever fucked up more minds than Religion, all religions?

Doubtful.

So now I am considering going down to a CA (CA is also the initials of Cricket Australia) meeting and asking them to free me from religion with hope, faith and courage.

August 6, 2009 - Posted by Jrod | living in london | drugs, religion