Clean your teeth, stupid
I saw an ad for this product the other day.
I know nothing about the company, but I almost choked on my food during the ad.
Usually I think Focus Groups are the worst idea ever, but in this case, maybe someone should have told them that this name sucks ass.
My favourite English Ad
This has just come out of recent times.
It is a great parody of the film 300.
Why do shit alcoholic drinks always make the best ads….
from kylie to kerry
I was watching some cricket the other day, and this ad came on, in which so called celebritites sing about food.
Platters i think.
The ad certainly worked, because it made me want to attack the celebrities with cutting tools.
And then there is this weird blond guy in it.
I had that moment, is it, no, surely not, but it really looks like…
Then he started singing.
Fuck me if it wasn’t Jason Donavan.
Selling Christmas platters for some mob.
And singing about them, just like Jesus would.
Jason is one of the weirdest stars i can think of, in that he was squeky clean, then known primarily as a drug addict, then a reality star in the UK, whilst being a drama start in straya, and now selling frozen goods to women via the TV.
That’s a pretty weird career.
How do you apply for that.
Start off shagging Kylie, and up singing with Kerry Katona, who according to her reality show is a self proclaimed lazy cow, and according to her acting in the Iceland ads is a jrod proclaimed annoying piece of glass in your ear.
That is what happens when you spend most of your life sniffing up white powder, you have to take what you can get.
By far the best cameo by a B grade Australian celebrity on a UK ad i’ve seen though.
watch for the crossing
Currently there is a ad campaign over here for people to watch out at level train crossings.
Fair enough, they is dangerous.
But where is they?
I think you would be more likely to get killed in almost any other way in London.
No one ever talks about the big killer in your homes, changing the smoke alarm battery.
I have been here for a while now, and i can’t remember crossing one crossing.
Obviously there is some, unless this is a government conspiracy.
Which it could be.
In melbourne someone dies from a level crossing accident about every 8 minutes.
And yet i have seen more ads for them here than i ever saw in Melbourne.
Surely there are more important public service announcements they could be making here.
Don’t go on buses, you may get stabbed.
Watch for the squirrels, their crazy.
And don’t say hello to Australian guys on the street, ever.
X marks the spot
I come from a country that likes to punt.
I come from a city that has a public holiday for its biggest horse race.
I come from a family where everyone gambles.
So I know gambling.
But over here, they have this sick form of gambling advertised all over the TV.
Bingo.
The have whole networks of online Bingo.
Who they hell is going to play online Bingo.
What sort of person do you need to be to do online Bingo.
How many times can I finish e sentence with the word Bingo.
I thought Bingo was a game old people played in old peoples homes as they waited to die from old people diseases.
It’s surely not a real form of gambling.
It doesn’t need chat rooms and social networking does it, I mean it’s bingo, it’s about as boring as one thing can be.
And what is this online phenomenon doing to the church halls of England.
Over the years they have probably been propped up by this bring as fuck game, and now they have to just going back to fleecing people at the collection plate.
It’s a sick culture where people stay on their computer all day and play Bingo.
They should use their computers for what it was designed for.
Porn.
I only mentioned the word bingo 7 times.
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