literally another aussie in london

pop condoms

Condoms aren’t exciting.

But they could be, if a boy band got involved.

Especially the runner up to an x factor from a few years ago.

The band is JLS, 4 young guys whose general appeal is that you could take them all home to mum, I spose they can sing, but I can’t recall what they sound like to verify that.

Being that they are a boy band, the average age of their fans must be about 12.

So them on condoms is an interesting choice.

Obviously teen pregnancy is a big deal, but it isn’t until a boy band (in the old days weren’t boy bands responsible for teen pregnancies?) puts their face on a condom – not literally – that you really notice the problem.

In the UK I haven’t noticed too many teen mothers, although I don’t go looking for them anymore.

While JLS are putting rubbers on youngsters with questionable music taste, what about kids who like good music.

Why not have a Fugazi condom for punk fans?

Since Fugazi once had an album called red medicine, you could probably get them involved with the STD side of it as well.

Ofcourse my major problem with the JLS condoms is it ruins my fantasy that all guys in boy bands are completely sexless.

September 23, 2010 Posted by Jrod | living in london | condoms, fugazi, jls | 1 Comment